when ur friend starts liking something u rly like
This photo was taken at a grocery store where the pen to sign for credit cards was not working. It was supposed to say, “Pen is broken,” but the letters were too close together.
i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem
sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol
How do I become not boring please this is an emergency
Become a stripper
Already am one, I need something more intense
Start an underground brothel
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*