pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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rocket-pussy:

☾☼☽

rocket-pussy:

☾☼☽

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

This photo was taken at a grocery store where the pen to sign for credit cards was not working. It was supposed to say, “Pen is broken,” but the letters were too close together.

jacobshutup:

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

fileformat:

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

wreckfull:

abseunt:

wreckfull:

abseunt:

How do I become not boring please this is an emergency

Become a stripper

Already am one, I need something more intense

Start an underground brothel

swing, swing | 08.30.14

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*